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~Kaizo-Konpaku
Jordan Gerard
Artist | Hobbyist | Traditional Art
Australia
Current Residence: Brisbane, Andrea's closet.
deviantWEAR sizing preference: Medium
Print preference: Free ones.
Favourite genre of music: Anything that makes me think
Favourite photographer: Watermelonbread
Favourite style of art: Body Art
Operating System: Nuclear powered
MP3 player of choice: Ipod Nano. Because I don't compensate :0
Shell of choice: Gastropod
Favourite cartoon character: The classic, clumsy stickfigure.
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:iconemmalita02:
~Emmalita02 Apr 17, 2012  Student General Artist
Hi, I am Teddy. Once you read this you
cannot get out. Finish reading this
until it is done! As I said, I am
Teddy. I am 7 years old. I have no eyes
and blood all over my face. I am dead.
If you don't send this to at least 12
people I will come to your house at
midnight and I'll hide under your bed.
When you're asleep, I'll kill you.
Don't believe me?"no"
Case 1:
Patty Buckles
Got this e-mail. She doesn't believe
in chain letters. Well, Foolish Patty.
She was sleeping when her TV started
flickering on and off. Now she's not
with us anymore. Ha ha patty, Ha ha!
You don't want to be like Patty, do
you?
Case 2:
George M. Simon
Hates chain mail, but he didn't want
to die that night. He sent it to 4
people. Not good enough George. Now,
George is in a coma, we don't know if
he'll ever wake up. Ha ha George, Ha
ha! Now, do you want to be like George?
Case 3:
Valarie Tyler
She got this letter. Another chain
letter she thought. Only had 7 people
to
send to. Well, That night when she was
having a shower she saw bloody Mary
in the mirror. It was the BIGGEST
fright of her life. Valarie is scarred
for
life.
Case 4:
Derek Minse
This is the final case I'll tell you
about. Well, Derek was a smart person.
He sent it to 12 people. Later that
day, he found a $100.00 bill on the
ground. He was premoted to head
officer at his job and his girlfriend
said
yes to his purposal. Now, Katie and
him are living happily ever after.The
have 2 beautiful children.
Send this to at least 12 people or
you'll face the consequences.
0 people- You will die tonight
1-6 people- you will be injured
7-11 people- you will get the biggest
fright of your life
12 and over- you are safe and will
have good fortune

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(^-^)llama 4 llama!
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"Blood? Lava? Evil ketchup?"~Sadie Kane-RR
this person is FAWESOME![link]
Watch&llama:*silverskystrike~verasorger*Silver-Tao111
[link]<- IDAREU!
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~SHWAPAH Mar 12, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Heeeeyyyy...
What is this?? RIPOFF!
The damn button didn't work!!

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~A Sea-worthy deviant
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:iconwilliam-of-orange:
It didn't work.

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There is no denying it. The time is now. The day of reckoning has arrived. This person should seriously consider embracing National Socialism.
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~Destiny-Sky Jan 9, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
**Clicks......**

:D

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This is my new adopts account <3
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*Allegro-Designs Jan 8, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I LOVE your icon! XD

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Please vote for my T-Shirt contest entry! - [link]

Live long and laugh often~
Commissions - [link]
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:iconlovewishlove:
Aw... mankind still exists... XD

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I am a PROUD HOMESTUCK.

:heart: :heart: :heart:Yaoi heals the soul. :heart: :heart: :heart:

Icon by Chocolate-Shinigami~

~~~~~I belch rainbows.~~~~~
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:iconxsnowbunny:
I clicked it...
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:iconharutotetsu:
~HaruTotetsu Dec 22, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
Why...why does the red button taut us so! WHY!!!

Couldn't resist.

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Pet My Pokémon
Give me Points, I'll give you a Llama.
Give me a Llama, I'll give you a Llama.
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~snowyLiZaRd Dec 3, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
thx for the fave

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:heart: RIP ST JIMMY, YOU ARE VERY MISSED :heart:
My theme song! ----> [link]
~Paranoia Rock&Roller, a fellow American Idiot and Killjoy~
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*CookieAbuse Oct 17, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
hi
hihi

you most likely dont remember me haha but
i missed you <:

i used to be schoolofrock, if you can remember me!


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boyfriend > ~HeyItsJono
shit this is kawaii - [link]
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!Mitcheru23 Oct 17, 2011  Student Digital Artist
go australia!

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Roses are red
Violets are blue
If you call rainbow dash a lesbian again
I'll beat the shit out of you!
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~racoontoon Oct 8, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
...must...not...click...red....button...

*rolls off to your gallery*

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Ever wonder what goes through a writer's head? Another Page Turner
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:iconj0s41yn:
=J0s41yn Sep 6, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
YOUR SIGGY.

THE LONELY ISLAND. :heart:


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What are you doing reading this? Visit =JutinoYazuka! He's the best guy you can meet. :heart:

Look at what I did to your messages. [link]

People who think I'm cute: 15 :giggle:


J0s41yn luves u~!
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:iconkezzi-rose:
Happyfreakingbirthday Jordan! :la:
:iconcaekplz:
SUUUUURFBOARD.


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TUMBLR | FORMSPRING | TWITTER
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:iconsyntattoosnchoppers:
Hippy Berfday! :D

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R.I.P: Jimmy "The Rev" Sullivan
May you live on in the hearts and souls of all Avenged Sevenfold fans.
I am foREVer a Priestess of the Plague and a dedicated Deathbat.
-Jessica Lyn
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