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About Me Member Pornographic Connoisseur Jordan Hoad17/Male/Australia Recent Activity Deviant for 3 Years
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I enjoy music, drawing, blowing shit up, squirrels, tricking foreigners, and nudity in general.
Also if you ever pass out around me, I will draw a big penis on your face in permanent pen.


I do comissions, but it's usually only for people I meet IRL.
I won't do requests for jokes, but feel free to suggest stuff.


There is a secret message hidden in this ID but you will never ever find it.

Ever. :iconwooooplz:

Devious Info

  • Current Residence: Toowoomba, Anji's closet.
  • deviantWEAR sizing preference: Small-Medium
  • Print preference: Free ones :D
  • Interests: BURNIN SHIT!!!
  • Favourite movie: The Last Samurai, 28 days later, and any Happy Madison film
  • Favourite band or musician: MSI, SOAD, Billy Talent, AngelSpit, SilverChair, GrinSpoon, Reel Big Fish
  • Favourite genre of music: THE HARD SHIT
  • Favourite artist: David Willingham, Lucian Stanculescu, M. C. Escher
  • Favourite poet or writer: That guy who writes on the bathroom walls. I believe his name is 'Chaz Washere'
  • Favourite photographer: definitley not the fewlz who put "ya mum" in their profile.
  • Favourite style of art: ya mum
  • Operating System: Nuclear powered
  • MP3 player of choice: The ones that can transform into Soundwave.
  • Shell of choice: Gastropod
  • Wallpaper of choice: D: everytime i put one on someone changes it
  • Skin of choice: The skin is the best part of most things.... Chicken..... Profiles.... Women..... :D
  • Favourite game: Mario. Their all like "OMFG ITS AN ITALIAN! RUN! HE MIGHT JUMP ON US!!!"
  • Favourite gaming platform: Nintendo
  • Favourite cartoon character: The classic, clumsy stickfigure.
  • Personal Quote: White is not the absence of colour, but the presence of light
  • Tools of the Trade: Flash 8, Imagination and a bag of candies :D

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:iconberrier:
~berrier 2 days 21 hours ago
shit doesnt work, i want my money back D< bish

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the future isn't what it used to be [link]
dont klick the link
:iconhava-nagila:
~Hava-Nagila 6 days 11 hours ago
You like to trick foreigners?:spin:

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:pray::pray::pray::pray::pray:
:pray::pray::fear::pray::pray:
:pray::pray::pray::pray::pray:

caught... never join a sect!
:iconyao-yiin:
~yao-yiin Nov 9, 2009, 6:14:28 PM
the button LIES.

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Sure,Amy's cute,but she sure doesn't own Sonic as much as Shadow does!
If you aren't getting it by now...
All of my fan characters and I:Sonadow forever!
...and now we parteh.
:iconruuub:
~Ruuub Nov 7, 2009, 3:43:16 AM
Wow man, thanks for the :+fav:
Like my work more than Daria? :lol:

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you should click that strange ball on the left of my nickname..
(1 Reply)
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Mood: Joy ~BloodRainNightWish Oct 29, 2009, 10:10:26 AM
I have a shirt with a glass of oj on it but it says mom? instated od dad
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:iconyukixshika:
~YukixShika Oct 24, 2009, 8:23:13 AM
I just felt like saying how I love you're icon. XD

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"Coyotes do not live in trees..." Myself

"I swear I'm normal!" - Amanda

"I get smart when I'm stupid." - Me

"Me: You know what Ralaray's favorite apple is?
Ashley: What?
Me: Apples."
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~uberbechin Oct 24, 2009, 8:05:46 AM
thanks for the fav!

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...and it's only the giving that makes you what you are.
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~Jellosie Oct 20, 2009, 4:14:48 AM
I seem to see your comments everywhere. And I have to say, your sig makes me smile every time.
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=mjenk21 Oct 14, 2009, 10:13:36 PM
D: darling got some bad news on copy right [link] << they stoal your orange

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~My true feelings are covered up with a smile ~

~Yet a smile from you changes my outlook on life~
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`DeMaulwurfn Oct 5, 2009, 8:46:51 AM
Bollocks. :pringles:

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:la: . o 0 ( Portfolio )

:heart: Hate the sin, love the sinner | Mahatma Gandhi
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~ChocolateLizz Oct 3, 2009, 2:20:20 PM
Lol, love your avii! <3

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I don't believe in death!
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:iconrazhoul:
*Razhoul Oct 2, 2009, 12:05:36 AM
Well, fuck. Your gallery is single handedly the most fucked up hilarious shit I've ever seen. I LOVE IT. I bow down before you good sir.
:iconhurrplz:
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~R-xotib-CREATE Sep 26, 2009, 12:22:21 PM
Okay, I read the rules on commenting, But i just had to say that I love your icon~

It's amazing.
sorry.

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that's right.
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:iconlord-desolator:
*Lord-Desolator Sep 22, 2009, 6:31:30 PM
Hey mate, thought I'd tell you your gallery is amusing - especially "They died for us" and "donate to pinky". :D

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Faith in humanity: You don't want to know. I'm the mercenary skullfucker for hire. The price? Your brain marinated in soy sauce, even though I hate soy sauce and would prefer an edible strain of mucous.
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~TrickleIckleStock Sep 15, 2009, 12:11:12 PM
Thanks for your input <3

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Underneath the spreading chestnut tree, I sold you and you sold me.
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