The best book in the world

NOTE TO NEWBIES, THE HUMOUR IS OFTEN IN THE DESCRIPTION!!!

Words will never hurt you comes to mind.

8D The best book in the world would HAVE to be how to use a Book as a weapon.
It's like a talking sword!!!
"Cut them with the sharp end you fucking idiot" "oooh, i see now "

Imagine the possibilities!! 8D

"Page three: Throw the book, really fucking hard at their head"
"Jab them in the eye with the corner. Then give them a papercut. Those are pretty nasty you know!"

The last 20 pages would probably consist of paper popout shurikens, and little origami ninjas. (they could come to life with the right jutsu, or Disney magic)

The book probably would be written by Dr.Phil.
And on page 43, one of the directions would be "Throw my other books at him/her... don't worry, i write a new one each week. Confuse him with analogies"


But as of yet, this idea is as realistic as a surfing panda (which i do believe is Dreamwork's next movie concept).